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Aries (March 21-April 19) Element: Fire
For the week of May 10 - May 16, 2004


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Well, Aries, I have some disappointing news. This week is going to be frustrating. Prepare yourself for problems and/or conflicts, either externally or in your own mind. You may feel a bit sluggish about spending time on things you perceive as "superficial," and will feel frustrated in general. Fashion tip: elastic waistbands for accomodating extra bloat brought on by excessive carbohydrate intake from "comfort foods." Avoid belts or anything tailored.



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