Welcome to Excessively Progressive, a subset of Irregular Goods, the online shop set up by the folks at Irregular Times. It is our goal to offer the greatest number, the most, the biggest volume of progressive, anti-Bush Election 2004 bumper stickers of anyplace on the Internet. We're just getting started, but we are committed to adding new bumpersticker options each and every day until the 2004 elections are done and gone. If George W. Bush is going to be kicked out of the White House, it will take all of us to publicly display our opposition. This is our little way of helping you do your part to end Dubya's reign of error, terror, ego and stupidity.

We're in this effort for the same reason you are: we can't stand what George W. Bush has done to America in three short years, and we feel it is imperative to transplant this noxious and invasive weed out of the White House as quickly and effectively as possible. To underscore our commitment to this effort, and to give you that little nudge toward putting a statement on your bumper, we pledge to donate 25 percent of our profits to upstart, good-hearted political campaigns. In recognition that not all that matters is in Washington, we pledge to donate a further 25 percent of our profits to effective and progressive charities.

So browse, fellow citizen, browse to your heart's content! There are two ways you can support our effort:

• Purchase your favorite bumper sticker and slap that puppy on the nearest available bumper! (If you do not have a car, fret not: if you look closely, you'll see we have a smaller set of bicycle stickers). Each and every one of these bumper stickers is available at the low price of only $3.90. All orders are handled swiftly and professionally. Needless to say, that means they're not handled by us. A group of California hot-tubbing silicon wafer patchoulli-oozing hippies (who are nonetheless swift and professional hot-tubbing hippies) are helping us out there. If you'd like to try out this kind of thing yourself, click here to check 'em out.
• Pass along your own bumpersticker ideas to help us in our effort to amass a wide set of options. Send your idea via e-mail to sticker@irregulartimes.com. You could simply send on a phrase, or tell us about the colors and images you think would make your sticker work especially well. In most cases (that is, if we're not sick as dogs and your idea isn't horribly sick and twisted, or really complicated), we'll post new bumpersticker designs within the day for you to purchase or simply admire.
  
  (Our rich east coast liberal wine-swilling lawyer advises us to say that we can't afford to give you freebies in exchange. OK, the part about the lawyer is a fib. We don't have a lawyer, it's my wife who says I should probably say something, but the rest is true, we've got families on which we must put food and we're not making any kind of living on this by any stretch of the imagination. It's a labor of love, sweet love, the one thing there's just too little of. Plus our elderly grampa, who has rickets and scabies and needs a new foot... OK, we're kidding about that too, but you know what we mean. We're just regular ol' working schmos who can't afford to do promotions as if we were some megacorporation headed up by a cackling CEO. We don't cackle, we guffaw. And my wife titters. Now she says "I don't titter, I exude glee!" You get the idea. But we CAN give you the satisfaction of knowing that your idea is out there on someone else's bumper, carried out to Tennessee on a wing and a song, just like in that scene in Hair when they sing nibbee nabba noobie, da dibbie dop doobie la lee lee low low...)

Check back every day to watch our collection mushroom beyond any sane standard of control. By sheer volume alone, we will annoy George W. Bush into submission and pester him out of the Oval Office! Mwah ha ha ha hah!