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Irregular Times Presents...

The Ribald Reign of
King George the Second





  • Logical gaps in Bush Bolton strategy hint at dark secrets within the Bush White House

  • A Liberal Admits: I Voted for Bush! - Find out why.

  • George W. Bush: "God Speaks Through Me" - Yes, but what does Bush really mean?

  • Music Review: "Terrorist"

  • Our interview with Bush Must Go - resistance from Ithaca, New York

  • Derangement of Duty: Bush, the Constitution, and the Fetish of Security

  • Granny D on Anger, Corruption and the Dream of a Rising Sun

  • Rove and Bush's New Whisper Campaign: An Unprecidented Prediction of Campaign Irregularities

  • Bye Bye Bush!
    - word from beyond the grave

  • We are the Conservatives, and King George is the Radical...

  • Earth to George W. Bush! - the retro-rocket plans of President Moonbeam

  • Memo to King George: Please Do Not Move Heaven and Earth

    An Irregular Alphabet: The ABCs of Beating Bush

    Bush's New Sidekick: Mercury Man!
    Helping Bush explain why unlimited air pollution is a good thing...

    Ashcroft's Victory Act and the Security of Freedom:
    George W. Bush's victories are America's losses
    Yet another threat from the Republicans to the American Constitution (don't they get tired?)

    How does it feel to spend these Dog Days under a Bush?
    The people been without power here in America for three long years so far...

    Imprison Bush

  • The Protect America Act Information Center

    The Project to Repeal the Military Commissions Act

    This Just In

    king dubya the dumb

    On Abstinence Education: Let's talk about sex

    The perplexing patterns of Bushspeak: A conversation with Bushspeak CD producer Gordon Skene

    On Freedom, the Law, and Guantanamo Bay - a conversation with Michael Ratner from the Center for Constitutional Rights

    The Quiet Dictator

    The Lord of the Flag: Gollum returns, and Bush seizes the One Flag

    Affix This! The largest collection of anti-Bush and progressive election bumper stickers on the entire Internet.

    The Problem of Faith-Based Presidency

    Our brand-spanking new Anti-Bush Button Shop: wear opposition on your lapel...

    Impeach Bush? An alternative approach to removing W. from the White House.

    King George Plays Politics With Military-Style Assault Weapons

    The Bush Bathroom Reader: a book of short pieces on the ribald reign of our least literable leader

    Fast Forward to the Past: The Eighties in the Aughties

    I Don't Hate Bush, just what he's done.

    Bush and Cheney are On Tour: Where are they going? Where aren't they going?

    Bush's Handlers Can't Handle the Truth: Wealthy Donors and Political Players told to take off their ties when standing next to Bush -- so it will look like ordinary folks support a tax cut for the rich.

    Are You an EVILDOER? Are you with George or Agin' him?

    Ithaca gathers to Bake Back the White House

    The Iraq Index

    Kill Bush? - on violence, democracy, and a stupid president

    We ask George W. Bush to tell us more about the Servants of Evil!
    Hmm... Sounds kinda self-serving to me.

    Democracy or Dictatorship? Plain talk about Bush's rule over Iraq

    Bush pushes a 1.5 billion dollar government program to nag young people to get married! A federal bureaucracy of marriage management?


    King George's Reign
    Welcome to King George's Reign
    The Return of the King
    His Majesty's Absurdist Reign
    The Zen of W: Bush Koans
    The Uniter Divides:
    Demagoduery run amok
    The Uniter Divides: Signals from his first week
    Bush: The Pollution President?
    The Spectre of School Vouchers
    Turning Off the New Energy Crisis
    Old King Coal
    Calls for his Meddlers Three
    What's Bush Got to Hide?
    Somebody Help Me!
    Eating at the Cafe Bush
    : Bring a Barf Bag
    Back to the Bad Old Days
    The Bush Mandate: Hit Kids
    Compassionate Conservatism
    Duly Deconstructed
    Gag Me With a Bill
    Just How Loony is the GOP?
    The "Not a Democracy" Gnomes,
    at it again...
    A Nation of Disbelief
    Faith in Burning Bushes:
    The Case for Secular Charity
    Letters from the IRS We'd Like to See
    States' Rights, My Tushy!
    Working Definition
    Less than Nothing
    Magniloquence
    Against World War W
    "Democracy Be Damned!" Should we heed the Call?
    Who's afraid of the Geneva Convention?
    Restoring Honor and Integrity...
    by keeping stuff secret
    Can You Show Us How Smart Dubya Is?
    What Does "Axis of Evil" Really Mean?

    King George's Latest Plan: The War on Evil Here At Home
    Redefining "Full Disclosure"
    Is George W. Bush Stupid?
    ...what a stupid question!
    Who Owns the Buck? Did King George Fiddle while New York Burned?
    Let's Be Honest about what we think of Bush
    Race and Republicans: So Sorry You Never Noticed Before...
    The Pooh of W. -- Spies like us
    The Real GOP: Republican Legislation to jail protesters for life.
    Letter from a Reader: Birdbrains of a Feather Flock Together.
    At it AGAIN! The Republican Party encourages fraud: Astroturf run amok.
    King W's Alphabet: An A-to-Z review of the issues driving Election 2004
    Bush's Handlers Can't Handle the Truth: Wealthy Donors and Political Players told to take off their ties when standing next to Bush -- so it will look like ordinary folks support a tax cut for the rich.
    Are You an EVILDOER?
    Use the Devil's Own Tools: How to Stop Republican Astroturf in Seven Easy Steps.
    We are the Conservatives, and King George is the Radical...
    Affix This! The largest collection of anti-Bush and pro-Alternative Election 2004 bumper stickers on the entire Internet.
    George Bush is Deranged.
    Why does King George want to jail America's best medical researchers?
    A Reason A Day to Boot Bush

    I Don't Hate Bush
    Bush and Cheney On Tour
    Fast Forward to the Past: The Eighties in the Aughties
    Bush to America:Drink Shit!
    :It's so crude...
    The Bush Bathroom Reader: a book of short pieces
    Cross-at-Bush Words #1
    Derangement of Duty: Bush, the Constitution, and the Fetish of Security
    Impeach Bush?
    Our Anti-Bush Button Shop
    The Royal Succession
    I am a Sore Loser...Ask Me Why!
    Illegitimable! Bush Lost Florida
    Reforming the College
    George W. Bush's Fuzzy Math
    The Fix is In...God Save King George II
    Bush Wins, Bush Loses...King for a Day?
    Playing in the Bush League
    Ready the Jingos, Full Steam Ahead!
    Ye Olde Want Ads: Hired Help for the King
    Was it all Forseen by Nostradamus?
    Bepandered, Pampered, Ignorant and Proud

    A Merry Rebellion

    Irregular Tracking: following the Democratic presidential candidates on different paths

    Our Serenade to Condoleeza Rice - Oh, won't you lend your mending ways...?
    Power Outage? Bad. Bush Outage? Good.
    Howard Dean's Challenge to Bush: Tell the truth!
    American Necrophilia: On Donald Rumsfeld, dead bodies and nooses
    Lies Upon Lies: George W. Bush's latest evil enemy is the truth.
    What is the sound of sixty people organizing?
    Audio and images from a local Dean Meetup.
    Joseph Lieberman says King George's War was a great idea -- But are those your values? Are you an evildoer?
    Top Ten Reasons To Hate Saddam Hussein -- and what about George?
    Political Haiku: Protest in Verse
    Putting the Lie to Bushisms
    Secret Messages From the King
    What "GWB" Really Stands For
    Activism for the Lazy
    Bush says, Bring Them On
    We couldn't agree more, but are we talking about the same thing?


    Educate Yourself!

    Keep track of legislation at Thomas

    Follow the money trail at FECInfo

    Get behind the scenes at Roll Call

    The Riotous Rabble:
    Contributions From Visitors

    Who does Bush have to answer to?
    Terrorism or Patriotism?
    Why I'm A Democrat With Guns
    Triumph of the Anti-American Dream
    The Kennebunkport Hillbilly
    That Rigged, Rigged Election

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    Why is George W. Refusing to Release the Reagan Papers? - it couldn't be that there's something to hide...


    What We Learned from King George's "Reassuring" Speech about Iraq - reassuring us to death!


    John Ashcroft sings: Let The Eagle Soar!


    Bushy Haiku
    Shrub unites us all
    Could never ever divide
    Division too hard. One Thousand and One Reasons to Boot Bush book cover


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