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Happiness is...

...Achieved by Cultivating Virtue

...a Fast PC and a Working Copy of Harpoon 2

...All-Important at Wausau Imports

...Beautiful

...Being Owned by Cats

...Best Achieved through Drinking

...Camping

...your Choice

...A Cigar Shoved Up a Smoker's Arse

...a Common Candidate for the Highest Intrinsic Good

...a Cool Electric Guitar

...a Cream Pie

...Discovering Molokai

...a Dream of Fisher-Price

...a Duty

...Feelings of Joy and Pleasure Mingled Together

...For the Pigs

...a Freshly Cracked Glowstick

...a Good Tavern or Inn

...Hard to Come By

...Hedonism

...Hollerin' 'BINGO!'

...Homemade

...Letting your Interests be as Wide as Possible

...Like a Butterfly which Appears and Delights us for one brief Moment, but soon Flits Away

return to irregulartimes.com ...Living Well

...Man's Greatest Aim in Life

...to Marry Well

...a Natural Principle which all Mankind are Endued with

...Not an Acquisition, But a Skill

...Not a Fish that You can Catch

...Not Achieved through Avoiding Life's Obstacles

...Not Born from Accumulating New Experiences

...our Number One Aim at Angel Nanny

...a Positive Cash Flow

...Service to Mankind

...a Sharp Box Cutter

...Sitting on Top of the World

...So Little Recognized by the Health Maintenance Organizations

...Soon Shattered when the Nazis Invade Austria

...a Warm Boreka

...a Warm Gun

...a Warm Light Gun

...a Warm Home Run

...the Way

...a Way of Travel, Not a Destination

...When I See My Savior's Face


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