irregular guy magniloquence against war

Dateline: January 30, 2003
The folllowing is not a joke. A search of's job offerings offers the three following openings, across the country, with signing bonuses. Death appears to be a growth industry:

But the Navy's not the only branch looking for fresh blood, so to speak. A primary job opening for the Army:

Editor: A tip of the hat to BuzzFlash, which uncovered the call for morticians.

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