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Cheney Hunt!

Aw, Shoot. So Dick Cheney put some buckshot in someone’s face accidentally this past weekend on an exclusive quail hunt for millionaires. Now, I eat meat myself, so I’m not about to go off on a rant about hunting. And people do make mistakes all the time, of course, so if this were anyone else we’d just drop it and sympathize for both parties involved. But for Dick Cheney, this is a material instance of a larger pattern. As Vice President, Dick Cheney’s policy has consistently been to Shoot First. Add in George W. Bush, who would rather that the press, the citizenry, the courts and the congress Ask Questions Later, and you’ve got a humdinger of a combination. Aw, but what do I know? I went hunting with the Vice President, and all I got was this lousy, bloody t-shirt...

Because we love a good laugh at a man who can't laugh, we're linking in to these t-shirts, bumper stickers, buttons, magnets on the Cheney shooting incident -- some of these are made by us, and some are made by other folks but are so funny that we couldn't resist linking in. Have a good time hunting around for the design you like best...

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    Hunting With Cheney Lousy T-Shirt -- ... Fitted T-Shirt

    Hunting With Cheney Lousy T-Shirt -- ... Fitted T-Shirt
    $18.50

    Hunting With Cheney Lousy T-Shirt -- ... Jr. Baby Doll T-Shirt

    Hunting With Cheney Lousy T-Shirt -- ... Jr. Baby Doll T-Shirt
    $18.50

    Hunting With Cheney Lousy T-Shirt -- ... Organic Cotton Tee

    Hunting With Cheney Lousy T-Shirt -- ... Organic Cotton Tee
    $18.50

    Hunting With Cheney Lousy T-Shirt -- ... Jr. Raglan

    Hunting With Cheney Lousy T-Shirt -- ... Jr. Raglan
    $18.50

    Bush Cheney: Shoot First, Ask Questions Later Button

    Bush Cheney: Shoot First, Ask Questions Later Button
    $2.50

    Bush Cheney: Shoot First, Ask Questions Later Bumper Sticker

    Bush Cheney: Shoot First, Ask Questions Later Bumper Sticker
    $3.95

    Bush Cheney: Shoot First, Ask Questions Later Dog T-Shirt

    Bush Cheney: Shoot First, Ask Questions Later Dog T-Shirt
    $15.00

    Bush Cheney: Shoot First, Ask Questions Later Jr. Raglan

    Bush Cheney: Shoot First, Ask Questions Later Jr. Raglan
    $18.50

    Bush Cheney: Shoot First, Ask Questions Later Fitted T-Shirt

    Bush Cheney: Shoot First, Ask Questions Later Fitted T-Shirt
    $18.50

    Bush Cheney: Shoot First, Ask Questions Later Jr. Baby Doll T-Shirt

    Bush Cheney: Shoot First, Ask Questions Later Jr. Baby Doll T-Shirt
    $18.50

    Bush Cheney: Shoot First, Ask Questions Later Jr. Spaghetti Tank

    Bush Cheney: Shoot First, Ask Questions Later Jr. Spaghetti Tank
    $18.50

    Bush Cheney: Shoot First, Ask Questions Later Organic Cotton Tee

    Bush Cheney: Shoot First, Ask Questions Later Organic Cotton Tee
    $18.50

    Friends Don't Let Friends Hunt With Dick Cheney (bumper sticker)

    Friends Don't Let Friends Hunt With Dick Cheney (bumper sticker)
    $3.49

    Duck. Dick. Shit! (Organic Cotton T-Shirt)

    Duck. Dick. Shit! (Organic Cotton T-Shirt)
    $20.95

    See Dick Shoot (Junior Raglan Shirt)

    See Dick Shoot (Junior Raglan Shirt)
    $18.50

    See Dick Shoot (Organic Cotton T-Shirt)

    See Dick Shoot (Organic Cotton T-Shirt)
    $19.99

    See Dick Shoot (Fitted T-Shirt)

    See Dick Shoot (Fitted T-Shirt)
    $18.99

    Cheney: Armed and Dangerous (Organic Cotton T-Shirt)

    Cheney: Armed and Dangerous (Organic Cotton T-Shirt)
    $19.99

    Cheney: Armed and Dangerous (Junior Baby Doll T-Shirt)

    Cheney: Armed and Dangerous (Junior Baby Doll T-Shirt)
    $19.99

    Dick Cheney: Getting Combat Experience Wherever He Can (Oval Bumper Sticker)

    Dick Cheney: Getting Combat Experience Wherever He Can (Oval Bumper Sticker)
    $3.49

    Dead Eye Dick: Ready, Fire, Aim! (Rectangular Refrigerator Magnet)

    Dead Eye Dick: Ready, Fire, Aim! (Rectangular Refrigerator Magnet)
    $3.99

    The Cheney Doctrine: Ready, Fire, Aim! (bumper sticker)

    The Cheney Doctrine: Ready, Fire, Aim! (bumper sticker)
    $3.95


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