This morning, we received the following modest message from a fellow who seems to call himself "GMC George" (although this apparent name may have some deeper meaning that we're not aware of). As far as we can tell, it's a theory that attempts to explain everything, as well as nothing. I guess nothing would logically have to be part of everything, seeing as how everything missing nothing would be incomplete. Or something.
Well, we've been pondering its wisdom for at least an hour now, trying to figure out whether "the god" equals "wrongness" and therefore also equals "non-existence", and how "creation" can equal "non-creation". Perhaps we're missing a few unspoken premises, or maybe this "proof" is supposed to work beyond the level of mere human logic, up at the level of cosmic mental formulation.
Could it be the explanation behind George W. Bush's plan to balance the budget through tax cuts for the wealthy, big cash grants to defense contractors and the return of deficit spending all at the same time? Does it explain Dick Cheney's secret energy policy meetings with Enron CEO Kenneth Lay? Is it the distillation of what make's McDonald's Special Sauce so special? Hmmm....
We have to admit that we're stumped, so we're asking for your help. Do you have an explanation that will help us understand this formula? Do you have a formula or logical proof of your own that explains more of everything or less of nothing than the one below? If so, we want to hear from you.
Just email us your comments or explanations of cosmic consciousness to us at Zowie@irregulartimes.com. We'll post the most inspiring contributions on the Irregular Times web site so that our other visitors will have the opportunity to understand The Truth as well as you do.
Well, without further ado, (Ado = Bdo = Do B Do B Do) here's the magic formula:
Do you understand Existence and Non-existence as I do, we can help each other. Existence = Existence Existence = Everything Everything = Existence Everything = Creation Creation = Everything Creation = Existence Existence = Everything = Creation Non-existence = Non-existence Non-existence = Nothing Nothing = Non-existence Nothing = Non-creation Non-creation = Nothing Non-creation = Non-existence Non-existence = Nothing = Non-creation Creation and Non-creation Creation = Creation Creation = Rightness Rightness = Creation Rightness = The way The way = Rightness The way = Creation Creation = The way = Rightness Non-creation = Non-creation Non-creation = Wrongness Wrongness = Non-creation Wrongness = The way The way = Wrongness The way = Non-creation Non-creation = The way = Wrongness The way = To The way ^ wrongness = ( rightness TO wrongness) = rightness ^ ^ noncreation creation ^ ^ nonexistence existence ^ ^ nothing everything and to make it short put these symbols + = rightness,right - = wrongness,wrong and it will show this: + = + and - = - well,this is the proof - = ( + to - ) = + it is what proves everything and nothing. it is the link = the god god is the way if u understand this formula then I'm here to help GMC George
Look folks, we're not making this up. I swear that this is an actual honest-to-rightness message we received through a feedback form. We just wish that when GMC George told us "I'm here to help" that he had told us which "here" he was at so that we could find him and get his special kind of help.
We here at Irregular Times don't want to miss our chance at salvation through the perfect understanding of this profound, poetic formula. Please give us a hand. Help us find the way, or the rightness, or everything...
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