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Why Newt Expectorant 2012?

We've created Newt Expectorant 2012 because our mothers taught us well that when you've got a nasty wad of phlegm, you work to get it out. If ever there was a stubborn Republican snot, it's Newt Gingrich. He's a thick wad of mucus in the American body politic, obstructing the flow of fresh air into Washington D.C., and we mean to loosen his sticky grip on power.

We're creating this center of political epidemiology to track the spread of Gingrich Fever, a foul disease with disturbing behavioral components. Already, Gingrich Fever is pandemic among Republicans, but we're hoping that, with enough study, the infection can be contained.

Newt News

Newt Gingrich Makes The List Of The Most Stupid Republicans Ever

Will Florida just lie down and allow Newt Gingrich to become President?

Newt is too nasty to be President

We're tired of listening to Newt Gingrich attack the unemployed. Why doesn't Newt Gingrich take a bath and get a job?

We ARE Surrounded By Paganism! - a new map proves that Newt Gingrich was right all along.

Compassionate Americans Unite Against Newt Gingrich

Newt Gingrich and Sarah Palin Have A Spat after Palin calls Gingrich and his supporters "egotistical, narrow-minded machine goons".

Indiana Is Taking A Stand Against Gingrich

Newt Gingrich says that Timothy McVeigh Succeeded, and tries to exploit the fear McVeigh created

Gingrich Looks Anemic At CPAC - losing out to Governor Gary Johnson by nearly a two-to-one margin.

On Newt Gingrich, Prayer and Trust

Gingrich Urges Environmental Sellout with his proposed Environmental Solutions Agency, a replacement for the EPA that would give corporations solutions to their irritation with pesky environmentalists.

Gingrich Says Americans Can't Have Freedom Until Saudi Arabia Reforms... Apparently, Newt missed the 1776 memo.

Gingrich Aides Run Away From His Wicked Temper

Gingrich Policy Would Create More Deepwater Horizons with a 20th century Drill Here Drill Now attitude.

Massachusetts Coming Together Against Gingrich

Gingrich Proposes Firing Professors for protesting against unjust Republican policies, proposing a bill that tells professors "proof that you're anti-American is grounds for dismissal." You see, for Republican elitists like Newt Gingrich, the most significant threat to American doesn't come from poverty, or ignorance, or violence, but from education.

Gingrich Wants To Shut Down Centers For Disease Control, repeating his 1990s refrain of shutting down America.

Tracking Shows Little Demand For Gingrich 2012 - far below even John McCain, and gasp! Bobby Jindal.

Gingrich Asks Us To Just Say Yes - Newt Gingrich and his right wing allies would love to have an American public that reacts to every one of their proposals with an automatic yes.

Gingrich Calls For American Militancy. Do we really need more militants on America's streets?

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Anti-Gingrich Resources

Campaign Buttons Against Newt Gingrich

The Gingrich Skeletons

Newton Leroy Gingrich Biography

Congress Reprimands Gingrich For Ethics Violations

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1990s Gingrich Ethics Problems Timeline

Telling the Truth On Gingrich

Alabama Against Gingrich

Maryland Against Gingrich

Iowa Against Gingrich

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Greed Is Never Cute. I Can't Vote For Newt
Greed is never cute. That's why I can't vote for Newt

Is this the official Newt Gingrich for President campaign site for the 2012 election? No, of course not, you silly git! It's a site we've set up because we don't like at all what we see in Gingrich's politics. If you want the real Newt Gingrich for President site, well, then you're going to have to find it yourself. Good luck with that, but in the meantime, could we recommend a therapist who can help you work through your issues?

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