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Sagittarius (November 22-December 20) Element: Fire For the week of May 10 - May 16, 2004
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Why is everyone getting such bad news this week? Hey, I just report the stars, I don't arrange them. Sagittarius, I am sorry, truly sorry, but don't be surprised if this is a clumsy week for you. You are living under conditions which encourage things that will break, fall apart, snag, etc. this week. Cooking may be a disaster - custards or puddings may not gel properly. Fashion tip: Tuck napkin into collar before eating. Avoid red sauces, especially you ladies out there with...um...ample bosoms.

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